I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT CAT IN A HOUSE UNTIL I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IS AND HE’S IN A DOLL HOUSE
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like wow your friend is hot is she single
— (via simmykixx)
Reason I’m Sexually Frustrated(1/?): Vic Fuentes
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.